Comment on Always happens

officermike@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  NO! The smoke hates me personally and is trying to kill me on purpose.

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  • officermike@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Probably true.

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    • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I dont know why it hates me, I do enjoy lighting firepits so it can exist in the physical realm and be free, I’m trying to help it! Why wont you love me smoke!

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  • glouriousgouda@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Campfire smoke definitely has toxic ex vibes.

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I never thought about it that way but it totally makes sense. Thanks!

  But than again: it comes always to me and not to others. And it’s the same for the others. The smoke always goes to them too

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  • ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I wonder if it could be the largest person blocking the most air.

    That explain why it happens to me anyway…

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    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Nah, in my group it’s always one guy and he is pretty small.

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      • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Just admit that you are in the same group and you are both talking about yourself since everyone feels the smoke always goes to them

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the fire, she really sits around the fire.

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  • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    When it’s coming towards you, it’s grabbing your attention, and you make note of it. When it’s coming towards someone else, this is not so.

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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      thatsthejoke.zip

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      • YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I’m not downloading that.

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• DigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Lies! The smoke never comes near me🧟

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    • bitwaba@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Cause you ugly bruh!

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      • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Thats impossible, my grandma always called me a handsome lad. She’d never dear little grandson.

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  • Xanis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ugg think so too! Ugg and female at fire and fire follow Ugg only! Female hit Ugg with stick.

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Imma sell a “smoke diverter” that’s a wide piece of cardboard on a stand. Put it opposite your seat at the fire, boom, no more smoke.

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  • synae@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Gonna need to sell left- and right-handed versions if you want to capture the market

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    • IntentionallyAnon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      And a pink one that costs 50% more marketed as “for women” or “for her”

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      • Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Then you put out the tacticool camo version and the upscale material version that’s just made out of aluminum.

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