You can’t fool us. We know all of you are boxing kangaroos upsidedown just to get to work everyday.
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Baggie@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
I’m gonna be real with you all, I’m in Australia and it’s a little embarrassing how hard you think we have it over here compared to the shit I’ve heard from other places. Like don’t fuck with the animals and don’t put your hands in areas you can’t see and you’re golden. I’ve had to deal with random violence like three times in my 34 years here. It’s pretty alright here.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Baggie@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Wait do you guys not? Next you’ll tell me you don’t eat your national animal
Zink@programming.dev 6 months ago
You know, at this point I think I’ll be surprised if I DON’T see somebody eating a bald eagle for Thanksgiving one of these years.
bitwaba@lemmy.world 6 months ago
and don’t put your hands in areas you can’t see
Serious question: do you check your bed before you crawl into it for the night? Like, what’s the level of paranoia you guys have there? Does the room get a quick glance then you just go “yeah, I’m sure everything is fine”? Or do you turn all the lights on, rip the duvet up, and smack the bed frame to scare off any creepy crawlies that might be lingering about?
Baggie@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Haha no not quite that paranoid. Nah it’s mostly a rule for like moving stuff around in the garden and if you’re in the bush or whatever. Like the shit you have to worry about will either let you know, or set up a home far away from you. Generally. So it’s kind of another way of saying don’t put you hand into a redback nest.
Though saying that most people have had harrowing huntsman spider encounters, often in bed. They’re the most common surprise as they actively move around to hunt prey, instead of building webs. They can’t really hurt humans, aside from hiding behind your sun visor in the car and scaring you half to death, like my girlfriend had last year. They are a non zero statistic in cause of car accidents unfortunately.
bitwaba@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Thanks!
Ya’ll fucking crazy
Baggie@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Eh, I see plenty of shit around the world that makes me happy I’m here. It’s fucking wild to think that after your cats have found yet another majestic galloping hand sized spider that you have to save from them.
JustARegularNerd@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Probably the most I check in day to day life is just under the toilet seat before I sit on it. Haven’t yet had a spider under there yet but have definitely heard of it. Otherwise just being careful of huntsmen when you have something like two sheets of iron or wood, as they love to be in between them.
Have otherwise had little spiders come out from the car’s crevices while driving and calmly pulled over to deal with it.
Overall not really that paranoid or bad in Australia
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
I think this meme is talking about how tough life is for any given organism in kind of a TierZoo sort of way.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 months ago
You can’t fool me. I’ve seen your videogame prices.
dan@upvote.au 6 months ago
One of the reasons stuff costs more in Australia is that there’s significantly more consumer protection. Steam originally didn’t allow refunds at all, and were fined AU$3 million as a result: pcgamer.com/valve-posts-a-notice-about-australian…
In Australia, it’s illegal to say “no refunds” or only exchange or refund as store credit both for physical and digital goods, and customers are always allowed to get a repair, refund or replacement if the product has issues. In the case of a game, that would be things like:
Steam’s policy of only refunding a purchase within 14 days of purchase and less than 2 hours of play time is also not legal in Australia. They have a separate refund policy specifically for Australia which excludes the 14 day / 2 hour limits.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 months ago
huh. that actually makes it sound worth it.
Baggie@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Look you’re right and the housing market is a catastrophe also
ICastFist@programming.dev 6 months ago
Is 🏴☠️ an option, or are USA (MPAA, RIAA, etc) claws too deep in 'straya and kiwiland?
Baggie@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
ISPs can monitor and such, I’ve not gone into the intricacies of the laws myself. One can get around it all pretty easily.
Tbh game prices are actually not too bad here. I don’t pirate games, steam etc are just too reasonable, and I don’t buy them that often.