Comment on Daily discussion thread: 🍃 Wednesday, April 24, 2024

Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• MeanElevator@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Add the words ‘Alpha Male’ to your email signature.

  Bonus points if you’re not actually a male.

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  • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Alpha male attack helicopter?

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    • MeanElevator@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why not!!!

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• TinyBreak@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Doing lines and blowing hookers in the bathroom.

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  • MeanElevator@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s inappropriate?

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    • TinyBreak@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      depends on the quality of the coke. And the hookers.

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      • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And if you brought enough for the whole class

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• RustyRaven@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Watch porn on your phone.

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  • MeanElevator@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Watch porn on your laptop

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    • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      shares screen

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      • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        hentai as background for zoom 🤭

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      • MeanElevator@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Fuck it, reply all with the link

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• Thornburywitch@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Strip stark naked and dance around your desk hollering ‘Death to the Machine!’

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  • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Might need to turn the heater on first

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    • Thornburywitch@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You do what you need to do.

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