Comment on Still wondering why people from Alaska didn't post about the eclipse

• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s got Missouri on there, so why not invent a country too?

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  • ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Um, if Missouri doesn't exist, where do YOU think Jesus will return and establish Zion?

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It has been foretold in the holy texts that your mother has plenty of room between her legs.

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      • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh, Schnapps

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    • orphiebaby@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The second reform school in a row that my parents abandoned me to was an abusive Baptist one in Missouri. I wish that place were imaginary.

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    • LynneOfFlowers@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Deep underground, near the earth’s where it’s still warm

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  • Pulptastic@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Show me

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