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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why would imaginary countries be on this map?

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s got Missouri on there, so why not invent a country too?

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    • ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Um, if Missouri doesn't exist, where do YOU think Jesus will return and establish Zion?

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It has been foretold in the holy texts that your mother has plenty of room between her legs.

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      • orphiebaby@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The second reform school in a row that my parents abandoned me to was an abusive Baptist one in Missouri. I wish that place were imaginary.

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      • LynneOfFlowers@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Deep underground, near the earth’s where it’s still warm

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    • Pulptastic@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Show me

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Canada and Mexico didn’t even make it.

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  • affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    further evidence in favor of the theory that canada and mexico are new zealand territories

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