5 million, but he has to be okay with me doing it back.
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stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 11 months agoHow many million dollars for you to hold direct eye contact with Elon Musk while he masturbates to completion? Don’t act like there’s not a number.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 11 months ago
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Deal. Just don’t mention ‘Trump 2024’ or he’ll finish too quickly.
DJDarren@thelemmy.club 11 months ago
I’d do it for the price of a reasonable three bed family house, tbh. Save myself the cost of a mortgage every month.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You should hold out for a fourth bedroom. I think he’s good for it.
DJDarren@thelemmy.club 11 months ago
True. But unlike him I’m not greedy.
Bennettiquette@lemmy.world 11 months ago
but you are worth it.
BallsandBayonets@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Eye contact is cheaper than having to look at his hands. For the right price I’ll even stroke… his ego by comparing him to Edison. Fortunately for me I’m sure he’d take that as a compliment and not realize I’m calling him a talentless hack that steals from Tesla.
Garbanzo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How long is that going to take? Can we do it via Zoom? If it’s not inconvenient for me to attend this meeting I’d be down for $1/second. My number is higher if it has to be in person, but I’m not gonna act like it’s a high number.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You’re knees would be almost touching his, and your both on the 50 yard line at the halftime show of the Superbowl. You’re wearing a name tag…
Garbanzo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah, that’s going to require some travel, so it’s going to cost more, but I’d go as low as $20,000.
tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
$190500 Mil