"I can shooow you the woooorld..."
Comment on money
DJDarren@thelemmy.club 2 years ago
I for one have no desire to see Musk spread thank you.
ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 years ago
Comment on money
DJDarren@thelemmy.club 2 years ago
I for one have no desire to see Musk spread thank you.
"I can shooow you the woooorld..."
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 years ago
How many million dollars for you to hold direct eye contact with Elon Musk while he masturbates to completion? Don’t act like there’s not a number.
tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
$190500 Mil
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 2 years ago
5 million, but he has to be okay with me doing it back.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Deal. Just don’t mention ‘Trump 2024’ or he’ll finish too quickly.
DJDarren@thelemmy.club 2 years ago
I’d do it for the price of a reasonable three bed family house, tbh. Save myself the cost of a mortgage every month.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You should hold out for a fourth bedroom. I think he’s good for it.
DJDarren@thelemmy.club 2 years ago
True. But unlike him I’m not greedy.
BallsandBayonets@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Eye contact is cheaper than having to look at his hands. For the right price I’ll even stroke… his ego by comparing him to Edison. Fortunately for me I’m sure he’d take that as a compliment and not realize I’m calling him a talentless hack that steals from Tesla.
Garbanzo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
How long is that going to take? Can we do it via Zoom? If it’s not inconvenient for me to attend this meeting I’d be down for $1/second. My number is higher if it has to be in person, but I’m not gonna act like it’s a high number.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You’re knees would be almost touching his, and your both on the 50 yard line at the halftime show of the Superbowl. You’re wearing a name tag…
Garbanzo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yeah, that’s going to require some travel, so it’s going to cost more, but I’d go as low as $20,000.