"I can shooow you the woooorld..."
Comment on money
DJDarren@thelemmy.club 1 year ago
I for one have no desire to see Musk spread thank you.
ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 year ago
Comment on money
DJDarren@thelemmy.club 1 year ago
I for one have no desire to see Musk spread thank you.
"I can shooow you the woooorld..."
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
How many million dollars for you to hold direct eye contact with Elon Musk while he masturbates to completion? Don’t act like there’s not a number.
tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
$190500 Mil
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 year ago
5 million, but he has to be okay with me doing it back.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Deal. Just don’t mention ‘Trump 2024’ or he’ll finish too quickly.
DJDarren@thelemmy.club 1 year ago
I’d do it for the price of a reasonable three bed family house, tbh. Save myself the cost of a mortgage every month.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You should hold out for a fourth bedroom. I think he’s good for it.
DJDarren@thelemmy.club 1 year ago
True. But unlike him I’m not greedy.
BallsandBayonets@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Eye contact is cheaper than having to look at his hands. For the right price I’ll even stroke… his ego by comparing him to Edison. Fortunately for me I’m sure he’d take that as a compliment and not realize I’m calling him a talentless hack that steals from Tesla.
Garbanzo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
How long is that going to take? Can we do it via Zoom? If it’s not inconvenient for me to attend this meeting I’d be down for $1/second. My number is higher if it has to be in person, but I’m not gonna act like it’s a high number.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’re knees would be almost touching his, and your both on the 50 yard line at the halftime show of the Superbowl. You’re wearing a name tag…
Garbanzo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah, that’s going to require some travel, so it’s going to cost more, but I’d go as low as $20,000.