Comment on Anon learns to love the bath bomb

• frosty99c@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A friend of mine is a non-native English speaker. He teaches at an elementary school and works with ‘English as a second language’ students. He casually mentioned that he always tells his students to take a ‘horse bath’ in the bathroom sink after recess if needed. He was traumatized when I told him that he’d misheard that phrase for his entire adult life.

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  • Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That story’s as spicy as whore’s radish!

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    • massive_bereavement@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, he shouldn't look a gift whore's mouth.

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• massive_bereavement@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I'm a whore expert and concur with this diagnosis.

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  • Default_Defect@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dad? When are you coming home?

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    • doingthestuff@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Soon. Any day now.

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Reminds me of a snippet of conversation I overheard at the grocery. Kid’s talking to their mom and yells “child prostitution, ever heard of it?” She was pissed.

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “IT’S REAL WORK MOM”

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Daaaaaaaayyyuuuummm, I wonder what was the chatter before the kid yelled that

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was split between the kid problem solving their personal money issues, or unintentionally acting obtuse with a word they’ve only heard in passing. Sadly, we’ll never know as my partner felt disinclined toward listening in any further.

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• somethingsnappy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We always called it military shower.

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  • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I thought that was just pits and bits?

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