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isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Normal physics don’t apply to drunk creatures

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• musubibreakfast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ok, the mosquito is emberassed after tripping over the stick and hides under the rock until it whithers away from shame.

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• curiousaur@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They also don’t eat sugar.

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They don’t feed on diabetics?

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• 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Idk, a drunk mosquito is an incredible thing

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  See, what actually happens is when the mosquito trips, it bangs its face on the rock, breaking it’s proboscis, causing it to starve to death before it can heal.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  it’s not gravity doing the accelerating tho its the stick

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• polotype@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  FALSE !!! A BLACK HOLE COUD AKCHELLERATE A MOSQWITO TO DEATH !!!

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  • isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Read more carefully.

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    • polotype@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m going to pretend that i was doing a really good impersonation of the type of people who write in all caps so I didn’t read your whole reply… Yeah… That’s why…

      O_o

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      • isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        My point is simply that there cannot be a black hole near the Earth’s surface. If there ever is, Earth will no longer have a surface.

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