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• Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Im in the uk and my entire dick and balls go fully into the water, around the ubend, down the pipes to the large waste pipe, fill the entire waste pipe and then go all the way to the sewage treatment facility where they have a 9 to 5 cleaning shitty water. They earn more money than i do, and frankly, they are sustaining our life.

  Sometimes, we fight, but then i remember my dick has it harder than i do.

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  • Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh man, you’re Dick Rodney’s other half?? Man, he is my favourite coworker here at the sewage works. He’s a very hard worker… very hard indeed. Always sounded like there might be family problems at home, though, as he says he leaves the arsehole behind when he comes to work.

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  • captnanonymous@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Better call Central Services.

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  • Peter1986C@lemmings.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    😆

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• Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah it’s so weird to me that the US toilet water is so high. I imagine there’s a valid reason for it, but it’s a very foreign concept to me

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• No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  10 inches diameter. On a cold winter January morning.

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• Retrograde@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why do you flush before you stand up? Don’t you like to admire the fruits of your labour?

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    • Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Never heard of a courtesy flush?

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• Enzy@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  IT WAS COLD

  I WAS IN THE POOL

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