Comment on Happy Kirkday!

Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t forget the practice of “Kâpit Al-Isim.”

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• GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And teaching them how to do Islamic ablutions, like using mouthwash and washing their hands. And showering! Heinous!

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  • BambiDiego@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He probably uses Islamic inventions like H’ard So’ap and Bi-nominal functions!! SINCE WHEN DO NUMBERS NEED TO HAVE SEXUAL PREFERENCES?!

    They even drink the Muslim Beverage C’off We!

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    nah, do the french ablutions

    BIDETS FOR NEW YORK

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    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s literal shariah you are preaching!

      In Muslim-majority countries, bathrooms are often equipped with a bidet. This ablution is required in order to maintain ritual cleanliness. The common Muslims practice of taking off shoes when entering mosques and homes is also based on ritual cleanliness.

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ritual_purity_in_Islam#Hygi…

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Ritual cleanliness? A properly bathed tush is a thing of I don’t know, have you tried going back to scraping it off with paper?
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        Now I feel like I gotta make a butt bath ritual

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    • mattyroses@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      BIDET

      BIDEN

      YOU THINK THAT’S A COINCIDENCE???

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        well now i don’t

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    • DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ah, they’d just pronounce it wrong. Buh-DAY, they’d say. No, it’s a nice idea but I don’t think it’ll flush.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        ALL THESE DRINKIN FOUNTAINS TOO LOW

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• mattyroses@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They’re solving for X, which is slang for MDMA and also what porn is rated. Obviously they’re indoctrinating kids into child rape cults.

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  • HerbGrower@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wait, no, the child rape cult was Trump.

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    • mattyroses@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      NO HE WAS UNDERCOVER TO EXPOSE THEM

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      • HerbGrower@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Just doing shifts undercover in between breaks for fucking his daughter

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      • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I do not want the mental imagery of trump under the covers

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• uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t laugh! As the Islamic Golden Age was pivoting towards religious extremism, algebra was labeled as sorcery and turned into a capital crime.

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• bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Someone dumb enough to be concerned would definitely also think a basic equation looked like stygian summoners runes

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