Comment on Boy Breakfast
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I see the future. I see… platoons of worms marching out of this guys asshole.
Lennny@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
also bacterial infections, deadly diarrhea.
woelkchen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Mett is perfectly fine, just like sushi.
CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 2 weeks ago
Anivia@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Yes, that’s why fish get flash frozen before being used to make sushi, it kills the parasites
tomatolung@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I mean this is a shipost…
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Funny story. I have a friend named Jimmy. One he came back from a trip to the Amazon rainforest. About a week after while showering he felt something wiggling around back there. When he tried to grab it he felt the worm go back up into his body ಠ_ಠ
We call him Earth Worm Jim now.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Tapeworm eh? Easy way to get rid of those just eat eggs n bacon everyday for breakfast for a month straight. Final day of the month just eat eggs.
When the little bastard sticks his head out to complain about the lack of bacon you grab him and yank him out.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s not where I saw this going. Ha
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Check the username. It’s 100% what a tapeworm would say.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
=.=™
What the fffaaaa~
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Pull on it like you’re trying to start a lawn mower.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dear God…you’re right. They have infiltrated us. It’s fubar!
Game over, man! Game over!
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
diarrhea for months, and not the good kind.
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I hope you steal his phone and change his ringer to Needles on the regular.