Comment on The body you really want

zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My immedate reaction was to imagine the sound of cooked spaghetti.

  Was wondering why a wet slapping sound would be undesirable first thing in the morning.

  I regret that train of thought…

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• okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I can feel the grimace from “breaking a fist full of spaghetti” from the denizens of Pastaland all the way up here in northern EU

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  • kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    i have a conspiracy hypothesis that many restaurants break the pasta without telling people because people prefer it without even knowing

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    • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nah theyre just short staffed in pit and the only pots left are too small

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• HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Have you tried a hot bath?

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  • zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’d need a water bed to have one before getting out of it.

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• wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  At first I imagined cooked spaghetti and I was very confused.

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  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wet sloppy noises

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