Comment on At my house we dine with some goddamn class

arotrios@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• godot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Chardonnay isn’t usually vinified sweet enough, sadly, to stand up to Corn Pops and Honeycomb. There probably is one, somewhere, but it’s a reach. You’d really want Sauternes or Tokaji Aszu. They’re produced from grapes infected with a rot that gives them honey flavor notes.

  Champagne and Port I like. Rice Crispies… what? I want to know why? From Loire, Bordeaux, New Zealand, Washington, or California?

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  • arotrios@lemmy.world ⁨32⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I chose Chard because most are buttery, and which compliments the buttery corn of Corn Pops and the honey in Honeycomb. Didn’t think about the botrytis wines at all tgh - they’re in a class of their own. Thinking high-end granola with lots of fruit there.

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Grape Nuts, whiskey, and a Marlboro Red

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  • turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    How my grandfather lived to be 94

    (kidding they all had massive strokes in their 50s)

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    • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      One of mine lived on that until he died at 95.

      The other didn’t smoke and got a cool sword in Germany for a carton in ‘45. He lived to 97.

      My uncle Bob was an aircraft mechanic who skipped the Grape Nuts and crushed my hand for fun died happy at 89.

      Optimizing for duration is not a reliable measure of glory.

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  • ericatty@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I feel like this might have been a real ad when i was a kid

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    • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Me too. There was a cowboy if memory serves me right.

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  • Sturgist@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Part of a clinically approved balanced breakfast!

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• apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Didn’t burn nearly the water and co2 for those suggestions either.

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  • arotrios@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    15+ years in the wine industry gives a man certain skills… and I’ve earned each one of those bullet points with my blood, sweat and puke over the years.

    Plus, we can go deeper…

    • Twinkies - Prosecco
    • Apple Fritters - Mead
    • HoHos - Cabernet Sauvignon
    • Ding Dongs - Merlot
    • Basic Glazed Donut - Sherry

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    • laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Okay, I’m going to have to find somewhere that sells mead for next time I get an apple fritter

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    • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      These are great suggestions. Definitely gonna try the sherry glazed!

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