Apple users are technically inept morons Men who drive giant pickup trucks are deeply insecure People who want to live in HOAs are freedom-hating bootlickers The only people who should be allowed to own trucks are laborers Instragram users are all brain-dead Privacy is important People who do not learn how to fix or take care of the stuff in their lives are worthless Men who watch sports, but do not nor have not ever played them are fat useless pathetic turds Dogs that bite should all be euthanized, no second chances Adults that buy and play with Legos suffer from arrested development and should do something useful with their lives Your pedal bike is a stupid overpriced piece of junk, especially if it cost more than $400 If you wear sweats, crocs, pajamas or anything like that out in public you are a retard, go home and put on some pants

That ought to cover most things.