Comment on Today is my 25th birthday

teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Janx@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I would also trade this guy’s nut to be 25 again!

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  • EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d collect left nuts like a 🐿️ to be only 25!

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  • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I also choose this guys dead wife

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  …ok, but now I’m curious. Who is this time lord who offers time travel in exchange for testicles?

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  • Maiq@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dr. Whosticles.

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  • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Back in my day, the exchange rate was 100 foreskins per miracle. Not sure what that is in testicles.

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    • mrmisses@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So that’s why Christians want to take our foreskins so badly!

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  • teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh wait, this isn’t Craigslist, my bad

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  • orenj@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    cronos, probably. I wouldn’t bargain with him, he’s known to eat more than just a nut.

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  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think the problem is that the timelords don’t take left testicles.

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    • Catma@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What about the right one?

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      • teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The right one is bigger so it’s more valuable

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      • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Maybe there is no right testicle and it’s just two left testicles?

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• billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I would trade my middle nut to be 25

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• mountainRadish@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why not the right one?

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  • lena@gregtech.eu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, it’s only right!

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