One time I was in line to piss before watching a Mastodon concert, and I really had to piss, and I stood in line with like 50 dudes waiting for ye olde washroom, and there was like two urinals and a stall. Well fuck me the stall was taken, so not wanting to be a rude dick to every other dude in line I tried to use the urinal. So I whipped out mah johnson, and it was pretty much like the comic, got pee shy, held it for like 30 I don’t know 45 seconds or something. Nothing. I’m like looking over my shoulder at this massive line of of dudes behind me. Fuck. So I just she pretended shake it shoved it back into my pants and was miserable having to piss the whole Mastodon set.
I fucking hate having to piss in public around people. It’s so terrible.
Ursapharm@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s a real group of bros
Janjko@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
More like a group of betas!
ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No one is more beta than the guy calling others a beta.
jve@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Created an account just for this comment huh?
Decoy321@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Probably evading a ban
MrSmith@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Which of the male influencers you follow taught you this?
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Douchebag.
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If you have to insult other people to make yourself feel big, I have no respect whatsoever for you.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
My pee smells like shit, and my shit sounds like pee.