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• ivan@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve definitely had periods of depression food, but the one time I had to spend first half of day on white throne and be scared to fart for second half of day was after going to a fancy restaurant. 🌝

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  • late_list@piefed.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    People are probably right to be wary of the food at Jim-Bob’s corner truck stop, but the big chain gas stations probably have stricter health standards than most high class restaurants. Corporate isn’t going to let a bad weenie turn into a lawsuit or a news scandal.

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Brain worms

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• arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Vending machine full of snack, I guess a snickers has nuts…

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Would you like a bite of my egg salad?

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  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Gas station sushi ftw.

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• abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mine was summer sausage I brought camping with me one time. Idk what happened to it but I was worshipping the porcelain god for a week.

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