Comment on That lettuce doesn’t know I’ve been training my whole life for this moment

SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Telodzrum@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Vending machine tuna fish salad sandwich.

  I think that’s my low.

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  • ivan@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ve definitely had periods of depression food, but the one time I had to spend first half of day on white throne and be scared to fart for second half of day was after going to a fancy restaurant. 🌝

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    • late_list@piefed.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      People are probably right to be wary of the food at Jim-Bob’s corner truck stop, but the big chain gas stations probably have stricter health standards than most high class restaurants. Corporate isn’t going to let a bad weenie turn into a lawsuit or a news scandal.

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Brain worms

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  • arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Vending machine full of snack, I guess a snickers has nuts…

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Would you like a bite of my egg salad?

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    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Gas station sushi ftw.

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  • abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Mine was summer sausage I brought camping with me one time. Idk what happened to it but I was worshipping the porcelain god for a week.

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s Subway, not gas station.

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  • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ve eaten their meatball sandwiches which if you know anything about sub shops, that sauce is probably a 3 year old master stock of frozen meatballs reheated every day.

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There’s a Subway in the gas station near my house.

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