Comment on Need to lose 15lbs in less than a week? I got you.

• sickday@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How deep do i have to go to get to the dangly thing in the back of the butt??

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  • earlgrey0@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    According to my high quality anime based anatomy texts, it should be a straight shot from booty to tonsils!

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    • fulcrummed@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It requires use of tentacles though.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Practice your squatting and get one of those long shoehorns for people who can’t/won’t bend down much? 🤷🏻

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What the hell kind of ologist are you then?

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Procrastinologist

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      • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I don’t know, but my whatever is fine I promise.

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• watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But that ruins your ass’s breath!

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  • UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Found Ace Ventura!

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