Comment on Discussion Thread 🎻 Saturday 18 July 2026

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• MeanElevator@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What kind of dropkick gets cops called on them at the movies. Seriously.

  I’ve seen cops called to a picnic at a local park cause apparently there were too many people (there wasn’t) and a local felt threatened (they weren’t).

  Before you ask, the picnic patrons were Muslim which apparently sparked fear in poor old Betsy.

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  • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ah the classic “they’re of a different religion/colour so they must be up to no good! I swear I’m not racist!” argument 🙄🙄🙄

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• SaneMartigan@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I reckon I’ve only seen the police called for occous activity.

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• Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My uni friend got a talking to for ‘attempted urination’

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• Eagle@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In the covid Christmas where you weren’t allowed to gather in homes, we set up a table on the nature strip of my mums unit, she’s the front unit in a block of 3. Her neighbour from unit 3 called the cops who came and joined us for a bit, even put on a paper hat from the cracker!

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• PeelerSheila@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wow, the Toy Story 5 crew getn pretty hectic. Jk, but seriously what movie were they seeing?

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think it was The Odyssey.

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    • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The dude was prolly upset that there’s a trans person acting in that film

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• Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  shoplifting

  because a kid taking chocolate bars is gonna hurt the company

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  • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No one shoplifts. They only take back from the megacorpos what the common people are owed.

    I’ve seen people sneak pads and tampons, food, whatever. But I didn’t see shit. Megacorpos can eat the loss, their executives are making more in a month than any shoplifter does in a year, so fuck those cunts.

    I’ve knicked a set of four mugs from Woolies back in 2012, still have them lol. #yolo

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    • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      cheers

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• StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh I have plenty, due to the alley below my balcony being a hot spot for meth-induced shenanigans.

  Partner and I were partaking in the devil’s lettuce one evening, and we heard a woman pass through the alley multiple times. She was, I think, in the throes of some cptsd flashback combined with meth, so was losing her shit at her abusers. No one else was down there.

  Partner and I were just like “damn, she needs some serious health help”. I think one of my neighbours called the police though. They rock up, and try calmly (I was surprised) de-escalating, but she wasn’t having it. She called them “fucking pigs” who “only care about rich people” “Youse don’t give a FUCKING SHIT about people like me ya rapists!” “Youse beat your wives up every night ya cunts!”

  I should have kept quiet, but I yelled from the privacy of my balcony “yeah girl you tell them pigs!” 😂 Partner just put his head in his hand and I heard the lady scream “SEE SEE EVERYONE HATES YOU DOGS!”

  I keep quiet now, but shit that was funny. I haven’t heard her in months now (she was a regular alley screamer), so I really hope she got the help she needs

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    the thing is who can we call when people need help? There is no hot line for social work and what if the person is dangerous?

    so it’s a terrible dilemma

    solution, we need a social work hot line for call outs and someone to keep the social worker safe

    we need to decriminalise drugs too

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    • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Drug addiction should be treated as a health concern, instead of a criminal offence imo

      I know there used to be a CAT team you could call, but when I did that for mum years ago they didn’t help at all; she just masked her schizophrenic symptoms until they left and didn’t care what I said. Idk if they’ve improved but with my terrible experience calling them, I don’t dare to now.

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  • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Honestly. That’s pretty funny. But I feel bad for laughing lol

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• CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My husband and I were eating at macca’s one night, it was community day or some shit and there was a young cop wrapping burgers who looked bored as until some drunk walking in asking for a “fucking slurpee”. The drunk was now surrounded by the bored young cop and some mates and escorted out of the fine establishment. Husband and I continued eating, chuffed we got a show as well.

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