Comment on Chat, is this accurate?

• RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  1. Fill a balloon with the gas
  2. Stick your tongue in the balloon sphincter
  3. Wiggle your tongue
  4. Reconsider the decisions you’ve made that led your life to this point

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    New fetish unlocked, but still hidden behind balloon sphincter.

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    • RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Just go slow and keep it wet. It might take some time to build up your tongue strength and loosen up the opening, but I believe in you. Go forth and achieve your dreams.

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      • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Thanks for believing in me :D

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Tounguepunching the gas sphincter, oh joy

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  • spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    4. Reconsider the decisions you’ve made that led your life to this point

    OR

    New kink unlocked

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    • RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      If that moment of introspection concludes with you being happy with your path and current situation, then who am I to judge. Be happy and carry on with your ballonilingus.

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      • orlyowl@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Carry on with your ballonilingus and be happy.

        That’s gotta be a sentence no one has ever said before.

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• lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Nobody said it has to be at room temperature, right?

  (Also, does it count as “licking” if you spread some gas over your tongue?)

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