Comment on Chat, is this accurate?

lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  … How exactly would you lick hydrogen? Or helium for yhsy matter…

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  • RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    1. Fill a balloon with the gas
    2. Stick your tongue in the balloon sphincter
    3. Wiggle your tongue
    4. Reconsider the decisions you’ve made that led your life to this point

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      New fetish unlocked, but still hidden behind balloon sphincter.

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      • RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        Just go slow and keep it wet. It might take some time to build up your tongue strength and loosen up the opening, but I believe in you. Go forth and achieve your dreams.

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      • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        Tounguepunching the gas sphincter, oh joy

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    • spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      4. Reconsider the decisions you’ve made that led your life to this point

      OR

      New kink unlocked

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      • RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        If that moment of introspection concludes with you being happy with your path and current situation, then who am I to judge. Be happy and carry on with your ballonilingus.

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  • lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Nobody said it has to be at room temperature, right?

    (Also, does it count as “licking” if you spread some gas over your tongue?)

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