Comment on Ladybugs

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Its time for the autopsy report to shine some light on that taint.

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  • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dave dies in a disfiguring accident and they have to identify the body. They bring in his 2 lifelong best friends to ID him. Bill comes in and asks to see daves backside and says “Nope, that’s not Dave”. Then they bring in Ted who also asks to see Dave’s ass. He also proclaims him to be not Dave. The coroner asks how they can tell it’s Dave by looking at his bum. “Because everywhere we went people would say ‘Here comes Dave with them 2 assholes’”

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If me blindly belueving an Internet meme is what it takes to save me from seeing autopsy photos of his taint, then as far as I’m concerned this is all now cannon.

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• Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What proof do you have that’s it’s not a true story? Do you have a first hand account of the contents of his perineum?

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have a picture of his asshole would you like to see?

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    • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’d never question your expertise in this area, SatansMaggotyCumFart

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