What proof do you have that’s it’s not a true story? Do you have a first hand account of the contents of his perineum?
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 months ago
It’s funny because it isn’t a true story but one look at the guy and you realize it’s plausible.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 months ago
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 months ago
I have a picture of his asshole would you like to see?
ddplf@szmer.info 2 months ago
I’d never question your expertise in this area, SatansMaggotyCumFart
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Its time for the autopsy report to shine some light on that taint.
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Dave dies in a disfiguring accident and they have to identify the body. They bring in his 2 lifelong best friends to ID him. Bill comes in and asks to see daves backside and says “Nope, that’s not Dave”. Then they bring in Ted who also asks to see Dave’s ass. He also proclaims him to be not Dave. The coroner asks how they can tell it’s Dave by looking at his bum. “Because everywhere we went people would say ‘Here comes Dave with them 2 assholes’”
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
If me blindly belueving an Internet meme is what it takes to save me from seeing autopsy photos of his taint, then as far as I’m concerned this is all now cannon.