Comment on The Ol' Switcheroo

popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  At this point I think McConnell is still alive in some capacity. My guess is he either suffered massive brain damage and is unable to do the job any longer or he is indeed brain dead and is being kept alive on life support.

  I’m more than happy to be wrong about this

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  • Beangut@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I just hope he’s in pain if he’s still alive

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  • Serinus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    cnn.com/…/mitch-mcconnell-video-stretcher-ambulan…

    Here’s a video. Compare his condition to the (lack of) urgency from the first responders.

    Dude is fucking dead.

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• Photonic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  McConnell has been dead for a good ten years now. It’s been just his body and animatronics ever since

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  • popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Weekend at Bernie’s meets Freddy Fazbear.

    Image

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    • crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That was kind of the plot of the movie

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  • Katana314@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The Republican investments into Umbrella Corporation really paying off.

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  • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I fear we’re going to have an attempt at AI Trump to keep the cult going.

    They will try. I hope it fails to keep the MAGAs satisfied.

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    • Photonic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well it couldn’t be much worse than the real thing.

      Actually, maybe he already is…

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• baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  These things usually come in 3’s, don’t they? 🤞🤞🤞

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  • Exatron@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bonnie Tyler was the second, unfortunately

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    • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t think I like your attitude

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• Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I talked to an AI thats trained to sound like McConnel for 20 minutes on the phone yesterday. He must be alive

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  • popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh well that settles it. He’s obviously just fine.

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