I assign you to clean the men’s commode in the morning. I have PTSD from doing it today.
Comment on please...just go....
socsa@piefed.social 5 weeks ago
Y’all need to eat more fiber. Literally never had a poop not flush.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
More fiber = less flushing you need less liquids always flush
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
My fattest toilet snakes are often the result of fiber intake. They’re nice, healthy logs. Just wider in diameter than the local infrastructure can accommodate. So we use a plunger - it’s not a big deal.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
They need to make a plunger with a rubber fin for chopping doozies
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Well that’s what the poop knife is for.
EnchiladaRaisins@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
We left Reddit behind. We can leave the poop knife behind. The waffle stomp? We can leave that behind too.
SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 5 weeks ago
A Peruvian Bowl Coiler
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
TFW you look down and are startled because for a moment you think that a Soviet Borei class ballistic missile submarine has surfaced in the toilet bowl