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Yeah, but I don’t want these awful beans. Maybe we can all order one can and have them all delivered to the same place as a joke? Who needs an assload of beans?

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Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Who needs an assload of beans? I’m going to assume that you’re new to Lemmy and have somehow bypassed the bean verification.

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- Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  How does one get an assload of beans? Is there some specialized bean-to-ass apparatus I’d need to facilitate the transferral of legumes into my anal cavity, or is it just a matter of honing one’s pouring technique to minimize the amount of beans spilt on their cheeks. For that matter, are there any health benefits gained from loading an ass with beans, or does it have more of a psychosomatic effect that can vary between individuals?
  
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- RogueBanana@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Please don’t bring that back. I already had enough beans for life.
  
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HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Food banks generally accept non perishable items.

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- AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Yeah but haven’t the people relying on the food bank suffered enough?
  
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Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
We could mail them to Elon. Bully the rich with beans.

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Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
I only buy beans by the ass load.

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Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
I do. I prefer Luck’s, though

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Drusas@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Buy canned boiled peanuts instead.

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