Comment on Drinking water is for the weak

• hypnicjerk@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  just stay away from matches

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  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You wanna match? My face and your ass, how about that, friend? … I mean, your face and my ass!

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• mig@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Corpses are fairly immune to physical attack.

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  • IratePirate@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    snaps dried-up arm off like a twig from a dead tree

    Nope. Nope, they aren’t.

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    • JackTea@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The key point is you aren’t attacking so much as breaking apart a body. You have to be afraid of being hurt. They don’t care. They’re dead. Coincidentally I don’t care. Wait. Am I dead?

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      • mig@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s not attack, it’s loot. HP (0)

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  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    - your lawyer faints, and the judge spits out their water -

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can’t bleed put if your blood has the viscosity of axle grease

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Exactly

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