Comment on he might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re even

• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No matter how old you get, 20 year olds stay the same age.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    As someone who has aged, I gotta disagree.

    In high school, 20 year olds were ancient and wise.

    In college, 20 year olds became peers and competitors

    Once I started working, 20 year olds were the newbies

    Now 20 year olds are indistinguishable from babies. Just having a conversation that ends with “After this we’re going to the bar, you want to come?” and getting told “Uh… I’m not quite old enough to drink” blows my mind every time I hear it.

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    • scytale@piefed.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ”After this we’re going to the bar, you want to come?” and getting told “Uh… I’m not quite old enough to drink” blows my mind every time I hear it.

      Wait till you reach the point where it reverses and the 20-30 year olds are the ones asking and you have to decline.

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      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Oh sure. That’s just called “having kids” and I’m firmly in that stage.

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  • lost_faith@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Brian! Get away from the bowling alley

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  • edible_funk@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Alright alright alright

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• Lumisal@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Unless you digivolve into a grandaddy fantasy

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think the technical term is cryo keeping, as opposed to cradle robbing.

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    • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Isn’t that only if you marry them for their money?

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      • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Not necessarily. I knew an extremely attractive young woman in her 20s who nicknamed herself the “crypt-creeper”, because well… that what she liked.

        No reason to marsh others mellow.

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