Comment on We must all submit to the unseen orb.

• ArcticLynx@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  wtf I’m religious now

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  • Peruvian_Skies@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I'm not. The Sun isn't real, it's just something people made up to control the sheeple.

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    • damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So… the Sun is just a cold orb that reflects the Moon’s light?

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    • moog@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      wake up sheeple

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      • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        But, if there’s no sun, how do we know when it’s time to wake up?

        I do believe that’s checkers, mate.

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  • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A lot of religions were based around/heavily features the sun, makes sense.

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  • UlfKirsten@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not really. Worshipping the sun actually kinda makes sense

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  • raid@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_S6DKqcU9M

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• JehovasThickness@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Floats in the silent empty void ☑️ Angrily lashes out with tentacles of destruction ☑️ Surrounded by its dead children ☑️ Imprints itself into your vision when looked at ☑️ Prolonged exposure causes cancerous growths ☑️ Was here long before we came to be and will be here long after we’re gone ☑️ The sun is an eldritch horror confirmed

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hail to the Sun God!
  We know he’s a fun god!
  Ra! Ra! Ra!

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah but how many eyes does it have

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• crbn@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gives life to all earthly beings ☑️

  Exists long before and long after us ☑️

  Reigns in planet from the abyss ☑️

  …

  Seems time to start praying to Ra.

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• kool_newt@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not enough eyeballs

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