You’re trying to get me in trouble with the orb.
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db2@lemmy.one 11 months ago
Who says you’re not allowed to? Go ahead, nobody will stop you.
Datas_Cat_Spot@startrek.website 11 months ago
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The orb will stop you. It will fill your retinas with white-hot energy waves that cause intense pain and permanent damage if you don’t stop.
The orb wants you to know it’s there, and will provide for you, but it does not want you to look at it.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They say you’re not allowed to. Don’t give in. Fight The Man!
ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Surrounded by a golden aura ☑️ Constantly changing form ☑️ Blinds you if you look right at it ☑️ Radiates warmth ☑️
The sun is an angel confirmed
ArcticLynx@feddit.de 11 months ago
wtf I’m religious now
Peruvian_Skies@kbin.social 11 months ago
I'm not. The Sun isn't real, it's just something people made up to control the sheeple.
damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So… the Sun is just a cold orb that reflects the Moon’s light?
moog@lemmy.world 11 months ago
wake up sheeple
Obi@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
A lot of religions were based around/heavily features the sun, makes sense.
UlfKirsten@feddit.de 11 months ago
Not really. Worshipping the sun actually kinda makes sense
raid@feddit.de 11 months ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_S6DKqcU9M
JehovasThickness@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Floats in the silent empty void ☑️ Angrily lashes out with tentacles of destruction ☑️ Surrounded by its dead children ☑️ Imprints itself into your vision when looked at ☑️ Prolonged exposure causes cancerous growths ☑️ Was here long before we came to be and will be here long after we’re gone ☑️ The sun is an eldritch horror confirmed
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hail to the Sun God!
We know he’s a fun god!
Ra! Ra! Ra!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah but how many eyes does it have
crbn@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Gives life to all earthly beings ☑️
Exists long before and long after us ☑️
Reigns in planet from the abyss ☑️
…
Seems time to start praying to Ra.
kool_newt@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Not enough eyeballs