Comment on We must all submit to the unseen orb.

db2@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Surrounded by a golden aura ☑️ Constantly changing form ☑️ Blinds you if you look right at it ☑️ Radiates warmth ☑️

  The sun is an angel confirmed

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  • ArcticLynx@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    wtf I’m religious now

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    • Peruvian_Skies@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I'm not. The Sun isn't real, it's just something people made up to control the sheeple.

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      • damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        So… the Sun is just a cold orb that reflects the Moon’s light?

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      • moog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        wake up sheeple

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    • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A lot of religions were based around/heavily features the sun, makes sense.

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    • UlfKirsten@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Not really. Worshipping the sun actually kinda makes sense

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    • raid@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_S6DKqcU9M

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  • JehovasThickness@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Floats in the silent empty void ☑️ Angrily lashes out with tentacles of destruction ☑️ Surrounded by its dead children ☑️ Imprints itself into your vision when looked at ☑️ Prolonged exposure causes cancerous growths ☑️ Was here long before we came to be and will be here long after we’re gone ☑️ The sun is an eldritch horror confirmed

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hail to the Sun God!
    We know he’s a fun god!
    Ra! Ra! Ra!

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah but how many eyes does it have

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  • crbn@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Gives life to all earthly beings ☑️

    Exists long before and long after us ☑️

    Reigns in planet from the abyss ☑️

    …

    Seems time to start praying to Ra.

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  • kool_newt@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Not enough eyeballs

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• Datas_Cat_Spot@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You’re trying to get me in trouble with the orb.

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• themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The orb will stop you. It will fill your retinas with white-hot energy waves that cause intense pain and permanent damage if you don’t stop.

  The orb wants you to know it’s there, and will provide for you, but it does not want you to look at it.

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They say you’re not allowed to. Don’t give in. Fight The Man!

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