It’s like an ephemeral art sculpture.
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bizarroland@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I feel like this is the kind of thing that only happens when you take these items out of your own shopping cart, put them on a shelf and then take a picture of them and post to the internet like “Ha ha guys, isn’t this so bizarre?”
cattywampus@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
No…I’ve seen people like this. They take stuff out of their cart, put on the closest shelf, and walk off.
When I was a kid, I’d pick it up, throw it at them, and yell “YOU FORGOT THIS!!!”
I’d always try to aim for the torso. I wanted to hit their head, but I have bad aim. One time I did hit them in the head. Can of green beans. They came over to yell at me, and them my mom got in her face about yelling at her son. Meanwhile I’m behind my moms back making faces.
Then my mom asked “Were you actually throwing things at her?” I said yes. She asked why. I said because she left her mess for someone else to clean. She then told me I had the right idea, but I can’t throw stuff at people. I said “Actually I can. Hit her right in the back of the head!”
She just shook her head and said “Not what I meant…”
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
As someone who thinks the world would be a better place without little shits chucking cans of green beans at people’s heads I’m shaking my head, but my inner former retail worker is cheering for the (possibly made up for a joke) little shit with the impressive aim.
bizarroland@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Something about the way of writing made me, honestly, for a moment, think that your dad was gonna show up and beat you with a set of jumper cables.
West_of_West@piefed.social 13 hours ago
That’s where my mind went too
Sprinks@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
It reads how my toddler nephew speaks.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Nah. Regardless of time of day my dad would have been drunk somewhere. Maybe at home. Maybe at work. Maybe driving between the two.
ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
RogerSimon10?
velma@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
They’re even perfectly arranged on the shelf.