Comment on Rough date

• bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Exactly, that’s why I keep it right next to my loaded pistol and bag of oxy

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s embarrassing when you go for a shot of vodka and end up with a pistol barrel in your mouth instead.

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    • EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I was going to make a pun about Russian roulette with vodka or a bullet, but I realized vodka or bullet would still just be Russian roulette.

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    • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Happens all. The. Time.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Classic Wednesday night.

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You can put it in a water bladder and strap it to the sun visor. Now you have a handy straw and then it’s as simple as taking a sip whenever you feel your vision go unblurry

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  • Tehhund@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I promised to use this knowledge only for good.

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