Comment on Discussion Thread 📚 Saturday 13 June 2026

Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

I want to tell you about a date I went on recently.

We met at this Cafe I go to a lot, seemed nice, chatted a fair bit.

Made plans to go see a gig.

So far so good.

I turn up. See her at the bar. Walk over and say hi.

The first words out of this woman’s mouth were:

“I’ve got pills and coke”.

Now, I’m not a particularly smart man because my first thought was:

“holy shit this is the one!”

At the same time, I had a second more rational thought:

“Run dipshit. Ruuuuuuun!!!”

What I actually said was:

“yeah cool. Real talk: that’s not my scene hey. I’m going to bail”.

She was pissed off.

The end.

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