Rumour has it Tate fucked a peacock
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SuluBeddu@feddit.it 3 weeks ago
“Human males are more attractive, look at peacocks”
yakko@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
allegedly
rapchee@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
folks are saying it was a sick peacock
ReptilianCleric@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
If they really want to sell tickets for that UFC fight, they should make a couch shaped like a peacock and have Tate and Vance battle for the right to fuck it.
FatVegan@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
I always love when people make the connection with ducks for example. Like have you seen a female duck? Yeah they aren’t as colorful, but their pattern is way more interesting and they are absolutely beatiful in their own right.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Also, idk, I think that what an ape thinks looks good has little bearing on what avians find attractive. For all we know male ducks think that bright plumage is unattractive.
Like for real, would parrots looking at us understand what we see in permanent large breasts? Or would they look at our other comically oversized sex characteristic (large, exposed penises without a baculum) as the primary showy mating display. Or would they see us as a species where sexual selection has resulted in both parties having a display to show off? Would they think that from their perspective it’s obvious which looks better?
SuluBeddu@feddit.it 3 weeks ago
Ducks think? Do they quack in their dreams?
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Tate’s looking at cocks all right, someone are probably pea’in
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
“Human males are more attractive, look at cocks!”
banause@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
It’s not gay, it’s science.
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Also this isn’t gay at all, just look at ancient Greece!”
banause@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
I looked at all of them in the straightest of ways.