Comment on Alpha AF

SuluBeddu@feddit.it ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• CitizenKong@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Also this isn’t gay at all, just look at ancient Greece!”

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  • banause@feddit.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I looked at all of them in the straightest of ways.

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• yakko@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Rumour has it Tate fucked a peacock

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  • porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    allegedly

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    • rapchee@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      folks are saying it was a sick peacock

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      • ReptilianCleric@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        If they really want to sell tickets for that UFC fight, they should make a couch shaped like a peacock and have Tate and Vance battle for the right to fuck it.

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• FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I always love when people make the connection with ducks for example. Like have you seen a female duck? Yeah they aren’t as colorful, but their pattern is way more interesting and they are absolutely beatiful in their own right.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Also, idk, I think that what an ape thinks looks good has little bearing on what avians find attractive. For all we know male ducks think that bright plumage is unattractive.

    Like for real, would parrots looking at us understand what we see in permanent large breasts? Or would they look at our other comically oversized sex characteristic (large, exposed penises without a baculum) as the primary showy mating display. Or would they see us as a species where sexual selection has resulted in both parties having a display to show off? Would they think that from their perspective it’s obvious which looks better?

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    • SuluBeddu@feddit.it ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ducks think? Do they quack in their dreams?

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• Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Human males are more attractive, look at cocks!”

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  • banause@feddit.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s not gay, it’s science.

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• CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Tate’s looking at cocks all right, someone are probably pea’in

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