Oh my god, I feel so dumb. I really thought you had just made a typo and said shake instead of share.
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Kenny2999@lemmy.world 2 weeks agoUmbrella gets wet. Ya shake it. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
NannerBanner@literature.cafe 2 weeks ago
Kenny2999@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sharing doesn’t sound possible, or at least would require an unwieldy parasol or something.
NannerBanner@literature.cafe 2 weeks ago
I think all of my umbrellas can fit two if a couple, and three if everyone is okay with rubbing torsos.
Kenny2999@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Mine cant. Even with this latest safety distance-nonsense of just 2 meters.
treadful@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Is that a Finnish thing or just the first thing you thought to shake?
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
There is no innuendo if you are looking for an innuendo. He’s literally talking about shaking the rain off an umbrella. He’s happily married and neither his wife nor he like to dance so they don’t shake anything but their umbrella. Get it?
gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Finnish people do not shake hands.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
What else do you shake on a fairly common basis, I suppose you also shake the bottle to get every last drop out. So it’s bottle or umbrella.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Polaroid picture
troglodytis@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hey ya