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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

Why order online at all? I call them, on the telephone. I assume they’re answering on a landline.

Then I say “Heeeeeey, I want a pizza, here’s my address, make it happen, captain!”

And then we need to get more info, because saying “here’s my address” doesn’t actually give them my address, and they still need to know size and toppings.

But then they tell you an estimated wait. Eventually they send out a driver. If the wait is 15 minutes longer than the estimated wait, you call back, and be polite. You just say “heeeey, just checking on my order?”

And they say “Oh shit! Tony was smoking crack behind the dumpster again! We’ll run yours out asap!”

And then you get your pizza.

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