Behold, an old fat fuck! (Chris Martin)
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CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 3 months agoBaseball?
mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Pitchers stand there for a lot of the game and need to be tall to throw so it makes sense that most of your list are pitchers past their prime.
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 3 months ago
Carlos Santana plays baseball???
Is there nothing that man can’t do???
LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 months ago
Tese people are normal weight
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 3 months ago
LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 months ago
BMI measures how statistically healthy one is if they were an American from the late 1800s. It doesn’t work well with tall people because they didn’t exist back then.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 3 months ago
That’s what all the fatties say. I’m JuSt BiG BoNed!
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Carlos Santana
Damn, talk about a renaissance man
platypode@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Not sure where you’re getting this info from, because it’s horribly wrong.
Per Baseball Reference, corroborated by Savant:
Leaving aside that you’re calling 43yo/6’5”/240lb “old and fat”—that’s below average BMI even before accounting for BMI not accurately representing the fatness of elite athletes
ryper@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
And yet somehow the part where there are active MLB players who share names with Cold Play’s lead singer and Carlos Santana is not wrong.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 3 months ago
In true shitpost fashion, I make shit up as I go. I was too lazy to do any real research. I’m too lazy to verify your shitpost isn’t doing the same thing. Either way, ponder this:
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platypode@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
🚨🚨🚨 slopper detected 🚨🚨🚨
BigDiction@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I would have done Bartolo Colón