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• platypode@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not sure where you’re getting this info from, because it’s horribly wrong.

  Per Baseball Reference, corroborated by Savant:

  • Rich Hill is not an active MLB player
  • Verlander weighs 240
  • Scherzer weighs 208
  • Martin is 39yo, 6’8”
  • Santana is 40yo, 5’10” 210lb

  Leaving aside that you’re calling 43yo/6’5”/240lb “old and fat”—that’s below average BMI even before accounting for BMI not accurately representing the fatness of elite athletes

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  • ryper@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And yet somehow the part where there are active MLB players who share names with Cold Play’s lead singer and Carlos Santana is not wrong.

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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In true shitpost fashion, I make shit up as I go. I was too lazy to do any real research. I’m too lazy to verify your shitpost isn’t doing the same thing. Either way, ponder this:

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    • platypode@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🚨🚨🚨 slopper detected 🚨🚨🚨

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    • BigDiction@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I would have done Bartolo Colón

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• mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Behold, an old fat fuck! (Chris Martin)

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pitchers stand there for a lot of the game and need to be tall to throw so it makes sense that most of your list are pitchers past their prime.

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• DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Carlos Santana plays baseball???

  Is there nothing that man can’t do???

  https://youtu.be/JaaT_HRb4GU?list=RDJaaT_HRb4GU

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• LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tese people are normal weight

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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Young_(baseball)

    6’5" and 322 lbs =

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      BMI measures how statistically healthy one is if they were an American from the late 1800s. It doesn’t work well with tall people because they didn’t exist back then.

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      • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s what all the fatties say. I’m JuSt BiG BoNed!

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• prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Carlos Santana

  Damn, talk about a renaissance man

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