Jesus fucking Christ what did I just read
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CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Lokks like someone doesn’t understand “The gummy”. It’s why abusive husbands punch out teeth and why you can never really age out of prostitution. Make sure you get a good denturist. While your prime earning years are behind you, you can alway put a roof over your head and food on the table.
jade52@lemmy.ca 16 hours ago
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Have I opened a doorway to new levels of consciousness? For better or for worse, maybe.
TwilitSky@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I swear to God are these people real?
pivot_root@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Hey now, someone doesn’t need to be an abusive piece of shit to get a gummy. They could just really be into grandma.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Grandma, grandpa anyone really. They say “the fun isn’t in the face”. While true, with a good gummy, the fun really is IN the face.
BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 13 hours ago
Or a middle aged smoker.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Hey. That is NOT why abusive husbands punch their wives teeth out. Let’s get that clear. They just do that because they hate them, not because of some long winded scheme for sexual pleasure.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Hey. This is a shitpost. That was a dark humour joke. Don’t look at me like I’m the weirdo here. Context matters.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
Yeah theres a time and a place. And surely that place is here.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Everything posted and commented in this community can and should be taken completely seriously as it is backed by sincere beliefs.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I just updated my post with a link to the appropriate source.