Jesus fucking Christ what did I just read
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CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lokks like someone doesn’t understand “The gummy”. It’s why abusive husbands punch out teeth and why you can never really age out of prostitution. Make sure you get a good denturist. While your prime earning years are behind you, you can alway put a roof over your head and food on the table.
jade52@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Have I opened a doorway to new levels of consciousness? For better or for worse, maybe.
pivot_root@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hey now, someone doesn’t need to be an abusive piece of shit to get a gummy. They could just really be into grandma.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Grandma, grandpa anyone really. They say “the fun isn’t in the face”. While true, with a good gummy, the fun really is IN the face.
BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 1 month ago
Or a middle aged smoker.
TwilitSky@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I swear to God are these people real?
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hey. That is NOT why abusive husbands punch their wives teeth out. Let’s get that clear. They just do that because they hate them, not because of some long winded scheme for sexual pleasure.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hey. This is a shitpost. That was a dark humour joke. Don’t look at me like I’m the weirdo here. Context matters.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yeah theres a time and a place. And surely that place is here.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Everything posted and commented in this community can and should be taken completely seriously as it is backed by sincere beliefs.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I just updated my post with a link to the appropriate source.