Comment on Anon dips
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Why do I want to try this now
Idk about ranch, but sour cream works very well with anything tomato-based, with mild-ish hot sauces, or with mustard. It’s preferable to not mix the two sauces too much, so they both can be felt on the tongue.
Or, you can mix sour cream with strawberry jam and dip pancakes into it. Better yet, wrap marinated mushrooms in crepes and dip that.
I know this is gonna sound weird but big trust me on this one chief:
Cream Cheese and A1 steak sauce. Use in a ratio of like 2 or 3 to 1 part A1. Works best on toasted bread or crackers.
okay i’m gonna blow your mind. they got this stuff called labne. it’s like sour cream and cream cheese fucked. it’s absolutely delicious. you gotta try it
Jimmy deans breakfast sausage in a tube sautéed, drain grease well, fry hot or sweet peppers plus onions in the pan. Mix in a crock pot and put on low till its melted. Then keep it on warm.
Do we need to link you a suicide prevention hotline?
With eating habits like Anon, you’re just asking for heart failure.
Extremely slow suicide
Socially acceptable suicide
Nah thats called living life normally. Anon’s got the Fast Trak Frequent Flier Plan.
Only once
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Because you touch yourself at night!
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I feel seen.
chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
…does that make it better for you?
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I touch myself during the day because a dick in my hand is super fucking hot. Usually its not mine but if thats all I got, I gotta get it.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He says, as he has a profile pic of Andre the giant. Who’s dick was said to be bigger than some peoples arms…
sees username
Oh…