Comment on What is likely to happen when/if trump dies?

• grranibal@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The Portuguese way look suitable: his chair breaks and he hits his head

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  • First_Thunder@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I actually got a book that disputes that narrative, arguing that it was likely something even more embarrassing like him falling inside his bathroom, due to the fact that apparently the killer chair was never found, that there are conflicting stories, and weirdly inconsistent testimonies

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  • Nemo@slrpnk.net ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That was fascinating, thanks for sharing.

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• DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  For legal reasons: I want to be clear I do not wish death upon anyone…

  But I do wonder what it would look like if a politician choked on a burger and died…

  Like imagine how absurd it would be if it happened on live tv

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    For moral reasons, I want to be clear. I DO wish death upon trump.

    I’m not going to be the guy that causes it, but I will happily celebrate that day HARD!

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  • mech@feddit.org ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The next day, 30% of Americans would be convinced woke trans people poisoned him by injecting the burger with estrogen.

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  • Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    if it happened on live tv

    Nah, the beeper people are quick enough not to let this be seen.

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• Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He needs to pull a hey man nice shot. On live t.v.

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How about falling into a volcano? Or better yet, post a sign that says “Danger! Volcano ahead!” to which he intentionally disregards, and jumps in!

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