Comment on What is likely to happen when/if trump dies?

DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Natanael@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He needs to end in a humiliating self inflicted way. Falling off the stairs or something.

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  • grranibal@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The Portuguese way look suitable: his chair breaks and he hits his head

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    • First_Thunder@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I actually got a book that disputes that narrative, arguing that it was likely something even more embarrassing like him falling inside his bathroom, due to the fact that apparently the killer chair was never found, that there are conflicting stories, and weirdly inconsistent testimonies

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      • grranibal@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I prefer the chair story, it yields better memes

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    • Nemo@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That was fascinating, thanks for sharing.

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  • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For legal reasons: I want to be clear I do not wish death upon anyone…

    But I do wonder what it would look like if a politician choked on a burger and died…

    Like imagine how absurd it would be if it happened on live tv

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      For moral reasons, I want to be clear. I DO wish death upon trump.

      I’m not going to be the guy that causes it, but I will happily celebrate that day HARD!

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    • mech@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The next day, 30% of Americans would be convinced woke trans people poisoned him by injecting the burger with estrogen.

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    • Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      if it happened on live tv

      Nah, the beeper people are quick enough not to let this be seen.

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  • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He needs to pull a hey man nice shot. On live t.v.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How about falling into a volcano? Or better yet, post a sign that says “Danger! Volcano ahead!” to which he intentionally disregards, and jumps in!

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