Comment on Pretty sure this is one of the harbingers of the apocalypse...

Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  About that.

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  • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Lol, not even sorry.

    Rot in piss chuckles.

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  • SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I would've gladly traded Norris for Trump. Anyone got a monkey paw?

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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Surely the jokes died like 15 years ago?

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  • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They’re not that dead, you can smell their stench in this thread

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• starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Quick quick mention Donald Trump

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  • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Honestly, yeah Trump another one I’d love to see die, because it won’t be long before the outhouse opens and he gets the respect he deserves.

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yeah, about that…

      …sorry, I lied.

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• thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Well, he did

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• AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Chuck Norris won’t have died, he’ll have found another realm to dominate

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  • Oodlenoodlenoo@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m imagining he’s in an isekai rn

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  • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Has jokes about being unkillable

    Dies

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    • AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Chick Norris didn’t die, he was too much for this world

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      • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Yeah, that’s what all dead people say

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• DeadDigger@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Chuck Norris will never die, nazis seem to respawn

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