Comment on This toilet paper at my work

HidingUnderHats@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ok so I prefer 1-ply for the same reason on those 1000 sheet rolls, but … look at it. One-ply isn’t the issue with this tissue. This is at another level.

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  • Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Splinter in your sphincter?

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    • 1847953620@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      wart on your tart?

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• RealFknNito@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d rather have lint up my ass than my finger covered in shit. If I have to, over the course of three to five minutes, origami together an elaborate construct of translucent bullshit in order to get a single wipes worth of toilet paper it will ruin my fucking week. If it still fails, which it has before, I will keep the trauma in my mind for a month before I can bury it under something worse. I would wipe my ass with a shower towel if they were dispensed in appropriately sized strips.

  I will die on an adjacent hill.

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• SirSamuel@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Except this isn’t 1 ply toilet paper, it’s 1/2 ply 300 grit sand paper

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• Knives@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You should give the Charmin Strong a try if you haven’t. I hate the soft and fluffy ones as they leave lint like you said. I’ve never had an issue like that with the strong.

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• Drusas@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Only the cheap fluffy stuff leaves lint. I've got all kinds of digestive problems and I use a lot of toilet paper. I would definitely know. But I buy the good stuff (Cottonelle is the best, by the way).

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• sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  how do you know it leaves fluff?

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  • HidingUnderHats@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I do wash my ass in the shower

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