What about a friendly prostate exam among friends?
Comment on anal + doggy = ultimate loophole🫶
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 5 days ago
You’re allowed to have sex before marriage if your fellow Jehova’s Witnesses jump up and down on the bed and your genitals accidentally fit together.
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 4 days ago
forwhomthecattolls@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
all clear, bible never said you can’t finger blast the homies a little
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 4 days ago
I was raised catholic, and all i can say is how often I heard the priests say: “let us prey.”
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
Settle down Kurp
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Just soaking it all in
Bakkoda@lemmy.world 5 days ago
You uh got any links?
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 days ago
thought this was mormons…?
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Same difference, innit?
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 days ago
different lyrics but similar tunes