People are weird.
Comment on Discussion Thread 🏉 Wednesday 4 March 2026
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Someone has stolen my doormat.
…I have questions
SituationCake@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 2 months ago
I wonder what it could possibly be used for?
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 2 months ago
It’s,a good doormat and all, but like…it’s a doormat. A used, generic doormat
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 2 months ago
That’s a puzzler alright.
Eagle@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Your building is…interesting.
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Oh yes
SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 2 months ago
My mate has a watermelon doormat which has since turned into a Free Palestine symbol.
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Was it a nice doormat?
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Not particularly. Generic, used doormat
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Some people will steal anything that’s not bolted down (and sometimes they’ll steal that too, along with the bolts).
I find it easier to deal with such despicable acts if I anthropomiphise to a ridiculous degree - your doormat has just reached an age where it wants more independence and has set off to travel the world. It’s out there somewhere living it’s best life, getting to experience other doorsteps and being stepped on by a wide array of interesting people.