Comment on Discussion Thread 🏉 Wednesday 4 March 2026

Alamutjones@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• RustyRaven@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Some people will steal anything that’s not bolted down (and sometimes they’ll steal that too, along with the bolts).

  I find it easier to deal with such despicable acts if I anthropomiphise to a ridiculous degree - your doormat has just reached an age where it wants more independence and has set off to travel the world. It’s out there somewhere living it’s best life, getting to experience other doorsteps and being stepped on by a wide array of interesting people.

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• SituationCake@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  People are weird.

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• Thornburywitch@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I wonder what it could possibly be used for?

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  • Alamutjones@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s,a good doormat and all, but like…it’s a doormat. A used, generic doormat

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    • Thornburywitch@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s a puzzler alright.

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• Eagle@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Your building is…interesting.

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  • Alamutjones@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh yes

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• SaneMartigan@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My mate has a watermelon doormat which has since turned into a Free Palestine symbol.

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• SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Was it a nice doormat?

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  • Alamutjones@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not particularly. Generic, used doormat

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