And then Einstein presented him a nobel for medicine and everyone clapped
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
He actually said this. It was at a rally in some town in Ohio and he said exactly this. Everyone stood up and cheered. One old lady literally ascended into heaven right there on the spot (old ladies do this from time to time). This all really happened and you can all trust me.
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 2 days ago
b_tr3e@feddit.org 2 days ago
The name is Epstein. Who ever heard of any “Einstein files”?
blinfabian@feddit.nl 1 day ago
Einstein was a nickname for Jeffrey Epstein. It translates to “one stone” and was given to him after he and Trump got stoned in Switzerland ca. 2009. all real
aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I was there. I wouldn’t have missed it.
danc4498@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I was the old lady that ascended to heaven.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Hello, Clarice.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Hey Steve.
Klear@quokk.au 2 days ago
Shouldn’t have missed his ear.