That way all the slices have at most five pieces, reducing the variance of pieces per slice.
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Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
That’s not to avoid cutting pepperoni. There was no reason to shape the 2 pieces at the top like that… other than being a pizza sadist.
Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
realitista@lemmus.org 1 day ago
I could get on board with this but there are some with 3 and 4, so I am going with the sociopath theory here.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Jigsaw Puzzle Enthusiast
slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
yeah the top slices give away that the main intention was to get the internet people mad
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Have you considered the possibility Dad ASKED each person how many peps they wanted before he started cutting? Or he gives the kids peps according to their ages?
microcapybara@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Pepperonimandering is a stain on the
politicalserving process! Pie slices should be wedges, simple as!captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Squares and rectangles are acceptable on thin crust pizzas in styles meant for party type sharing
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Thou shalt not Bobbit.