Comment on I paint houses

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You don’t drink it for the taste, you drink it for the thrust

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  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Just for tips or bottoms, too?

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    • quantumcrop@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Absolutely just the tip, no more, no less.

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  you would shit out of both ends.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    we call that “helicoptering”.

    you shit and vomit at the same time. the force alone makes you dizzy and you autonomically begin to spin, spraying and praying that nobody finds your body in this horrible little hell you created involuntarily after you have died.

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    • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or “skrinklering” if you’re in the yard at the time.

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