You'll get pancreas issues first. Exactly what Steve Jobs died from
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rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 22 hours ago
I replaced my entire diet with applesauce and I think I might be shitting myself to death.
justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io 20 hours ago
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 12 hours ago
Jobs was dumber. He started his fruitarian nonsense in response to his extremely treatable pancreatic cancer.
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
You need to follow it up with an applesauce enema to replace the electrolytes.
Triumph@fedia.io 20 hours ago
I did a bump of applesauce, and now I have a sinus infection.
Kenny2999@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Add some sugar free gummy bears and let it all go.
db2@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Wash it down with some Tuscan Whole Milk.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 19 hours ago
Do I want to know what this is?
db2@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Yes. Yes you do.
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